6 Sexy Things That Only Happen Before You Turn 18
1. Driving in his car:
I mean...may I go as far as simply driving in his car? Just the two of you, alone in a confined space, breathing each others' air? And you're all, Pleaseletsomeoneseeustogether.
2. When your crush signed onto MSN Messenger:
I mean, like, even Judy Blume couldn't put that feeling into words.
3. Doing blowbacks:
Okay, so maybe not everyone was a giant weedhead/horrible teenage smoker in high school, but anyone who was young and foolish enough to turn a smouldering roach backwards and blow a balloon of smoke into the expectant mouth of someone she wanted to kiss knows that the heart doesn't easily forget something like that.
4. Mix Tapes/CDs:
The only thing better than when a guy made you a mix tape? When he added a secret track. And that track was Dave Matthews' Band's "#41."
5. Talking on the phone in a really obscure place in your house:
And I'm not talking about a cell phone. I'm talking a land line whose curly cord you'd have to untangle in order to reach the phone from the wall to your bed or any available hallway spot. "I could fall asleep right now," you'd manage in your best sleepy-but-still-sexy-voice, while dangerously teetering on the edge of your twin-size.
6. Seeing his room:
It's almost too much, really: This, you tell yourself, is the sacred place where he plays his guitar and dreams his dreams. He sleeps on this pillow! He took this picture! That's his dirty sock!?! Holyfuckingshit. He has a picture of his family on his desk. The guy's a saint among mere mortals.
Sigh.
A version of this article originally appeared on ELLE.com
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